Hurr durr I'm a dorg
@Donald Trump, oh jeez, that gave me a frighten
@Donald Trump, *dork
@Donald Trump, dick*
@CynicalSir, that's a cat, dumbass.
@Donald Trump, true. It's also not a dorg, is it?
@CynicalSir, I'm glad you didn't clarify you're not a dumbass.
@Donald Trump, no need, everyone already knows you don't tell the truth.
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@Grandpa Nope, shows cat pictures of its naked grandmother
Shows cat pictures of horny females less than five miles away
That kid in P.E. who can't play sports but you love them for trying.
I think your cat is broken.
Cat exe. Has stopped working
He almost doged
GONNA GET IT! GONNA GET IT! Nah I dead now..
This cat cannot even
Teach me how to doge
Dog? How do I dog?
Me in gym class
*obligatory comment about my life being hard*
Me trying to get a handle on my life
@Kangaroo Smoothie, me too, man. Me too.
Lol, it's funny because the cat is retarded! 😝
So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
Did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
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I guess microsoft is writing code for cats now...
c+ for trying
Hey honey, I think the cat is broken.
Again, all contained in one massive derp.
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