When you finish eating the booty
@randombot, never to much booty
@randombot, it's by his eyebrows. I think you're getting a little too vigorous with your rim jobs
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with the girl next door
@Srircha ,picture this, we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor
@DecapitatedLoon, how could I forget that I had given her an extra key
@Srircha ,all this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me... never read the lyrics before but she kinda sounds like the one creepin
@DecapitatedLoon, you know, when I heard this song I also thought it was kind of weird for her to just watch them.. On the bathroom floor. She was crazy
@DecapitatedLoon, How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner. To be a true player you have to know how to play. If she say a night, convince her say a day. Never admit to a word when she say. And if she claims and you tell her baby no way.
That dog looks exactly like my Siberian husky. Same tan on white coloring and same blue eyes. Huskies are interesting you can occasionally catch them trying to hide behind curtains and just watching the family like they are playing hide and seek. They dog constantly and mine curls up to sleep on lawn chairs for some reason.
@George Feeny, dig constantly*
He got caught brown pawed
It wasn't me!!! I swear!!
More like red pawed
@Jewishnigarninja, no no no it's more like brown pawed
@CreepingCharlie , I was actually thinking about saying mud pawed
More like BROWN HANDED! OOOOOOHHH!!!
More like brown handed! #Uncle Joke
More like caught brown handed! Haha... Get it... Cuz, the mud... I'll show myself out.
Wow. Much caught.
When the person on top bunk eats taco bell before bed and you're just laying on bottom like...
@Urine4aTreat, oh dear god