Lay down and die?
@the angry mail lady, hijacking your top comment, the actual medical diagnosis is to lie down and scream. The pain is incredibly intense but they can't actually kill you. Its just really painful.
@KillerdoomSky, 2nd most painful bite/sting in the world. Only the bullet ant bite is worse.
@KillerdoomSky, that’s what I read. It hurts so much you’ll only see white for about ten seconds and then....you’ll totally recover. It’s not venomous.
Ah, if anyone has played Fallout New Vegas....this thing is what the Cazadore is based on.
@Cloverleaf, fùck those things and the wings of death they rode in on
@Cloverleaf, *loads shotgun with malicious intent*
@Cloverleaf, I wondered why this nightmare looked familiar.
@Cloverleaf, I fear no wasteland monster, but that thing... it scares me. Seriously give me a cave of deathclaws over a single cazador any day. They murdered me when I least expected it. Monsters.
If I'm bitten? Stay very still and hope to God it doesn't sting me.
Check out brave wilderness, a guy takes a sting for science and jesus lord it's scary to watch
Definitely a cazadore
Just hope it's on a limb you can lose
I was just talking to someone about these son of bïtches last night
Pfft, all their damage is in their poison. Once I've got the artificial heart from Big MT, they ain't shjt.
Are these things not common knowledge by now?
@DesignatedElfWhipper, Yes, it is. But because most of us try VERY hard to forget about that kind of horror, we are very shocked every time someone reminds us about it...
And yet, people still want real life Pokemon... if this doesn't convince you that a Beedrill would be horrifying, nothing will!
Oh, you mean a cazadore?
He didnt stutter. Theyre real, and theyre coming for you.
Have gender reveal party of course
Bitten? Your fine. Stung? Thats a whole nother problem
Immediately amputate the area, if I'm too late....well just kill me then
Die. What I’ll do is die. That’s a fücking cazador.
I was supposed to go to New Mexico this summer for geology field camp, and had been looking forward to seeing one of these. Yes, if stung I would wish I was dead for 5 minutes, but it would make a great story
Tarantula hawks have the second most painful sting in the world. Have fun!