A glass bo-...
Can't find anything
@efil ym kcvF, If anyone doubts the glass bottle thing I'll hook you up
A 2008 Chevy Impala. I can change that, though.
@Doctor Krieger, you must not get on the internet much.
When you type "Horny person" this emoji shows up: 👩💻
@RobotFrog21, that's just person :/
@Soul Eaten, 👯
A blue whale
You know that somewhere, some when, somebody looked at that cactus and dared to try...
A fish tank
*breathes in* BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Razor wire coil
A plastic bag from target
Flaming hot cheetos- maybe someone tried it but sounds painful
@RobotFrog21, these are just guesses never underestimate a horny person
@RobotFrog21, a plastic bag from target with some baby oil in it... feels better than Tupperware spaghetti container with Vaseline, let me tell you.
@RobotFrog21, hey, those target bags could make cheap condoms if you desperate.
@Mendicant Bias, think again!
You are penis?
An issue of kids Sports Illustrated.
A string full of AIDS.
@I Are Lebo, syringe