Sh!ts about to hit the jet
@poopnuggets, "Im giving herr all shes got Captain!"
@TroolFace, "I jus can do et ca'in! I do 'ave the power!"
@TroolFace, United Airlines be like: "we need less weight! Start throwing passengers off the plane and tell them we're overbooked!"
The captain or the co-pilot can be on their phone, but not both at the same time. The other is usually in control of the aircraft or looking at the window day dreaming.
They seem way too close for the FAA to be happy
@Thatbright, As long as it's about 1000 feet. RVSM (reduced vertical separation minima) basically requires aircraft travel at certain altitudes depending on flight path and traffic in "sky highways" is the best way to describe it for these types of aircraft/flights. The difference between aircraft is always at least 1000 feet. Anything close and you get a CNN breaking news and a "close call in flight"
@Rorshac9866, how the fvck do you just know that?
@battlebeard, Some of us on here fly planes.
@RandomUsername042, really now I know pilots are browsing funny pics while flying. Great lol
@battlebeard, What else can they do while auto pilot flies them to the destination?
@battlebeard, source: I'm a flight and line mechanic. We have to know the same things as the pilots do so when they have issues we can understand what they are talking about and troubleshoot accordingly.
@Rorshac9866, honestly surprised so often just how varied the funny pics comunity is.
@battlebeard, We are definitely a very diverse group! It's almost as if you can ask literally any question on here and get a response from someone with knowledge on the subject. Like google but more personable.
@Rorshac9866, Do fish see water? What is the point of life? Why do woman act strange when you ask them to clean your room naked? Why is Donald Trump Not bold? Weiß einer den Weg nach draußen? Ich have me verwalked
It its a united flight they'll beat them...
I was literally thinking that shjt
This qualifies as a golden oldie