Do they have nuclear reactors for batteries or something to last so long?
@VividFantasy, There’s one up in the sky that charges a bunch of green solar panels and the birds can eat said solar panels or eat other things that eat the solar panels. So yes
@VividFantasy, they use shelby bulbs, almost infinite light and heat. Kinda like an easy bake oven
@VividFantasy, we've secretly mastered microfusion technology, and they put mf cells in the birds.
@VividFantasy, I hear they can actually consume organic matter and convert it to fuel! It’s completely sinister
@ThunderKnight, they recharge on power lines.
Lol birds aren’t real
@BearDaniels, nothing is
You know, I haven’t seen many birds lately...
@ImNotRacistBut, ever seen a pigeon chick? Me either. It's because they don't exist.
@Dangerous Dan Spivey, I have. And they are ugly as a very ugly thing indeed