Nothing says theologically soft like Joel Osteen
To avoid a religious war lets change the subject........boobs
@The Red Blue Blur, I like this new subject
@The Red Blue Blur, Fool! The Funny Pics Crusaders cannot be stopped!
Anyone else on here who's really lonely?
@DontJudgeMe1, today or in general?
@DontJudgeMe1, horny is a type of lonely right? Still no...
ECHO...echo.....echo......echo.......oh.............oh........fvck it's lonely here
As a practicing Christian devout in my faith, I must say...I have no idea who this person is.
27 June 2014 #27June2014
Ahahhahhahah... (Who's Joel Osteen?)
@Top Tags, Mega-church pastor. I'd go on but I'll end up starting a flame war.
@Top Tags, he gave money to help children in africa but you allready know the truth.
@Top Tags, he is like one of the most famous tv preachers and also the head of a mega church (like mistersir) said he started out kinda small and real biblical but lately he's come under fire for separating several things. 1 not using any bible verses or examples 2 not having any religious symbols in his church 3 making a lot of money. I've watched one of his sermons recently because I lost my remote in the couch and it really just sounds like a confidence boosting seminar. I dunno. Sorry for killing the joke.
@Dazen Guile , my parenthesis was supposed to say (like mistersir said) in it's current context it makes it sound like mistersir is the head of a mega church. To my knowledge mistersir is not the head of a mega church and I apologise for any confusion this may have caused.
@Dazen Guile , You are forgiven. Go forth in peace my child.
@Dazen Guile , I misunderstood even further and read your comment in Mister Sir's voice.
@Dinkles, he has a voice?
@Dazen Guile , ya, Jon Voight in Holes
@Dazen Guile , Agreed. I don't consider the man a pastor at all. He sells fake, feel-good Christianity for big bucks. Just be a good person, and God will love you. Love God and your life will be easier. God loves you so you should love yourself, because he made you perfect... Kill me.
@Dinkles, that's scary
@Dazen Guile , I'd be surprised if they even started off biblically. The things that Osteen affirms (or neglects to affirm) are pretty incredible for a Christian pastor. He pretty much preaches that the reason God saved us is to make us happy and prosperous
@Ghost of DoodleBob, I dunno I never really watched him and at this point, due to my recently found atheism, I don't care either, if it works for him I won't say anything. I know I'm not the one with enough money to buy a small country.
@Dazen Guile , Not trying to start anything, but what do you mean by recently found atheism?
@Batman, I was a christain, and then about a year ago, I wasn't.
Like joel osteen's dick!
Get this religion out of butt wipes
He delivers a very mainstream and non offensive product that tells people what they want to hear.... Surprise it's a hit!
It is as god willed. Let there be clean anuses
Joel what's the slapping noise