Your arms are too short to box with God, but that dude that cut you off in traffic is much closer.
@ThePandaPool , see, my goal in life is to gather the skills I need to beat God. But obviously I can’t win a fair fight. So I’m gonna Bugs Bunny him into beating himself.
He knows I’m coming, but his arrogance in being “all powerful” is why he hasn’t smited me yet, and it will be his downfall.
@ThePandaPool , I like this
@AceWolf456, I don't think God really smites people a whole lot. I mean...He kinda made us (the details on what that means are kinda up in the air tho) and I get the feeling he'd rather his creations persist and progress. Imagine if Michelangelo made the Sistine Chapel and it got smudged somewhere. Would he try to fix it, leave it alone, or burn that shjt to the fvcking ground for daring to challenge his god-like authority?
@Empshok, I mean, there’s that story of the great flood and Noah. I don’t think he’s beyond smiting one person if he wants to.
The true existential answer is “it be like that sometimes”
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Charlie: “Killing it is.”
What are you talking about you block head?!?
"So I'll blame Jeff."