The bear checking him can smell that bears do indeed shjt in the woods. I shjt you not.
Beforehand the security guard was like "Alright now, I need to do a search so just bear with me"
@Jellal Fernandes, That was unbearable *loads rifle*
@Sniper of Puns, I'm beary sorry for that unbearable bear of a pun. It seems like you bearly survived that grizzly situation.
@Jellal Fernandes, It's no use trying to claw your way out of this *takes aim*
@Sniper of Puns, nooooo! *shields Jellal*
@Jellal Fernandes, I reddit. So now I geddit.
@Sniper of Puns, not Jellal! He's my favorite fairy tail character!! Cut the dude some slack he's already lost all his friends once, became an evil psychotic bastard, fought the demons in his head, gotten arrested... And lost his girlfriend cuz he thinks he isn't good enough for her.... And now he's trying to help save the world from the sidelines.
@Sniper of Puns, also you do realize everytime you go to shoot someone who makes a pun, you start making puns with them before you shoot them? Hypocrite...
@Agent Upvote, You can't shoot someone without a good one or two liner first. It's actually illegal.
Has nobody mentioned that the bear is being scanned for bombs but has no clothes to hide it in? How many bears had to shove bombs up their @ssholes to get this to happen?
I'm surprised they let him make it that far in the bearport being bearnaked don't they have dress codes
@Colleen4, The bear in the far back is also bare. I'd assume the security bear is the odd one out as a means to make him stand out to the others for his job, since they all look exactly the same. In which case any bearrorist could steal a uniform and get by much more easily.
I don't understand why he needs to scan his BEAR ass. He probably doesn't have anything BEARied in his fur there.
There are two types of people.
Security Bear has the look of someone who has conducted one too many strip searches.
This sounds oddly similar to a bit that I think Doug benson did in one of his comedy specials...
If the bear is naked and they STILL need a detector to be sure he's not carrying anything, the implication is that there have been incidents where other naked bears snuck illegal things ... internally.
He's not naked he's bare
I was thinking of some terrorist bear org. And the best I thought was bersis
When I said you're going to have a cavity search I didn't want you to prep for it right here
Dog pics incoming! Prepare for cuteness overload!
He's scanning for shjt
I don't want to hear the thoughts of that security Bear, while touching the others' ass