*status update* I just stepped on my duck ;_;
@Lizburn, R.I.P duck
@Lisa Ann, i read that as
@Ging Freecss, R.I.P dick i wonder why?
@Ging Freecss, You have erectile dysfunction?
@Lisa Ann, I miss my duck.
@Lizburn, Forever in our hearts
@Lisa Ann, Peeking Duck anyone
@Lizburn, that hits deep on so many levels with me I had a chick named spankybacon and he got stepped on in the house I was devastated R.I.P Spankybacon
@Lizburn, this is the greatest story of success ever
He bought a duck? What a total quack.
Set a goal, achieved it, enjoyed te benefit. Hooray
If only it was that easy to get a girl
Follow your dreams
He gave a duck
He should by a chick, too, and move in with a guy named Chandler.
Dat chicks booty tho.
Never trust a duck
12 February 2014
Not a single duck was given.
@acharminbear, diem firm?
That.. is the cutest thing I've ever seen
I tried to get a free duck on Monday, but there were zero ducks given that day. Sorry.
This is inspiring. Get what you want! Especially if it's a duck.
What the duck did i just see?!
I want to friend this person
I wanna new duck. Classic Weird Al.
My best friend did this with a bunny (I may or may not have convinced her). A couple of months later and he is still super cute. She told her parents about it today. They tried to be mad but he is just too cute.
Fun fact about ducks! They're part of the 3% of birds that have a corkscrew penis.
Here it comes.... Can you quack? Can you quack like a duck when you suck?
@Totrollornottotroll, Can you buck like a horse when we f*ck?