I like how the baby’s face is blurred as if new borns don’t all look like shriveled aliens.
@Murderous Milkman, All children are beautiful wdym
@The Crimson Haggerty, you sir.... Are very wrong
@The Crimson Haggerty, beautiful shriveled aliens.
@Murderous Milkman, my baby boy actually isn't shriveled at all. He is actually extremely cute. All the nurses love him.
@The Crimson Haggerty, yeah, beautiful in the same way that a potato is beautiful...
@Murderous Milkman, all about getting rid of that liability like it's the plague.
I'll take "stupid people you'd see on the Maury show" for $500, Alex.
@The Dream Reamer, I'll take "Cheating b!tch" for $500 next, Alex.
@The Dream Reamer, I'll take size queens for 100
That's now how this works. That's not how ANY of this works!
@Suicide Squad Sucks, It works with not consented sex.
@Suicide Squad Sucks, Damit you took mine.
This isn't your average everyday stupid... This is advanced stupid.
*Spiderman pointing at other Spiderman*
Reminds me of a story about a white guy who cheated on his missus with a girl who had had sēx before that with a black dude. Apparently the black dude’s semen got on the white dudes d¡ck and he then had sęx with his own misses who then got pregnant and gave birth to black baby. Always found that story very hard to believe but this reminded me of that
@Mr Bombastic, If true, it must have been an orgy. I've heard that sperm dies within minutes after ejaculation.
@twenty8nine, it does. The temperature and lack of moisture outside the body gives it no chance to survive whatsoever, as well as no way to replicate itself.
@Marida Cruz, sperm don’t self replicate, they’re produced by the testes.
@I Are Lebo, well I knew that that was where they were produced, but I wasn't aware that they had nothing to with it themselves. So basically, there's another cell specialized to producing them, then?
@Marida Cruz, yup. That’s why a severe enough blow to the nuts can result in sterility. The first half of your comment was accurate, though. The dry air and lower temperature causes sperm cells to die rapidly after ejaculation. That’s why a man’s ejaculate typically contains tens of thousands of sperm cells. Only one needs to make it to the ovum.
Reminds me of the ballad of broltaire, the paladin who intimidated everyone and everything, including tome itself.