Checking your bathroom after a fun weekend
@guy high, checking your butthole after a fun weekend
That's the face most girls make when they see me. *sobs in the corner*
When you're girlfriend says she's on her period.
Or a steam sale
@Hermaeus Mora, Dammit, you stole my line.
I wish I didnt relate to this so much.
I too turn into a young future whore blonde girl when I check my bank account.
@Shushi, what the fvck? She's just a little kid..
@Walnut Blondie , yeah sorry trying to fit in :/
Man, I'd say nice try but... Dude.
Why does it not say who I'm replying to?!
27 August 2014 #27August2014
@Raven1313, Seeing your fat Mother in Law naked .....
Checking my bank account after buying my books for class =/
She's awfully young to have a band account
Mom is on vacation. Partied it up w/ my friends. Epic night but next day I realize that her new car was scratched to the metal. Tried fixing it with supplies from Autozone. Worse than two giant paint bubbles at this point. Checking to see if I got enough cash to go to Hawaii and get away. Guys... Anxiety attacks suck and I know we do good for ourselves but because we earn it. Just like I know I earned the inevitable beating complimented by a lecture. Stay or run? Help! She comes in two days.
@Narwhal2000, next time dont ruin your moms trust and have a party? Stay and own up.
@Narwhal2000, No One has enough money to run away to Hawaii (except Bill Gates)
@HeadlessHampster, I wouldn't live there just postpone the inevitable for about 6 days
Checking who you drunk text after a fun weekend.
Checking your body after a fun weekend