I used to think id never be mature enough for fatherhood. These guys give me hope.
@robee, it’s not about maturity it’s more so can you tell terrible jokes and run fast enough to prevent your baby from killing itself with anything and everything it can get its mitts on
@eleven, i always thought the jokes part was something you just acquired when your baby was born. Like a maternal instinct but for annoying people
@PippyPie, have ya ever stacked Cheerios? They stick together surprisingly well. I know this cos my mother runs a preschool and the kids showed me while playing with their food.
@PippyPie, I like to straighten out a wire hanger, stake it in their heads, and thread those cheerios right on
Amateurs, just glue the cheerios together before you put them on the baby
@mycatsanahole, then you’ll have a unicorn for a baby
@mycatsanahole, that’s almost certainly what that last guy did
@dogenstein, just glue em to the baby. Boom. Record.
@mycatsanahole, just leave them in the box and balance it
He glued it from the back.