Wait... That's how you're supposed to eat shredded cheese right? Like that's the proper etiquette?
@Joe2point0, that or sneaking away with the bag back to your cave and funneling it into your mouth like some kind of baleen whale that eats cheese flavored krill
@Joe2point0, It is only proper at 2:24 am.
@Joe2point0, not necessarily. If you’re at a fancy party and find cheese you’re supposed to step out of the room before removing your pants.
@farkleberry dumbbell, I have re read the handbook and it would appear that you may either remove yourself from the room, or go straight to the middle of the room and show your dominance by viciously ripping them off.
I’m like that with coffee creamer
@Diabolik, do you drink it straight or something?
I don’t mind everyone straight up eating shredded cheese, I just hope ya’ll know it’s 50% wood pulp (a process that keeps the actual dairy product from sticking to itself). It’s why your poop hurts when you do this.
@AdMae91, but mine doesn’t hurt. Maybe you’re getting bad cheese
Who randomly eats shredded cheese?