I’m an American, and I admit “American cheese” is awful. It’s super processed garbage.
@ToastyGoodness, that stuff always makes me gag
@ToastyGoodness, put it in ramen. Sounds like hot garbage but you’ll be amazed.
@ToastyGoodness, but to make a grilled cheese you can't do without it
@WallrusArmy, yes you can. There’s often actual American cheese at the deli. The issue is hydration. The drier the cheese the less suitable for a grilled cheese.
@ToastyGoodness, the only thing that cheese is really good for is grilled cheese, and fried bologna sandwhiches.
As a Vermonter, I can tell you that Americans make world class cheese. And I can also tell you that American cheese will never pass my lips. Same with imitation syrup.
@Shmay Fish, craft singles were the beginning of the end of us
@Shmay Fish, as a kid, American cheese with bologna hit different. But I mean, you already know you've given up when you are eating bologna.
@Shmay Fish, for real, Vermont makes the best cheddar
@Shmay Fish, you also have zero SEC championships
@Oh so cherry, dammit I can't argue that
@Shmay Fish, what the hell is imitation syrup!?
@Youtuber, stuff like Aunt Jemima or Mrs Butterworth's. Anything that's basically just artificially Maple flavored corn syrup.
@Shmay Fish, bro I don't think I've ever not had imitation syrup... Have I been living a lie?
@Youtuber, I weep for you my friend. However I know that some people who were raised in imitation syrup perfer it over real syrup. I recommend either grade B syrup or Vermont Fancy. There are many different grades of pure syrup, so finding the one you like best can really help move you from the dark side of fakery
I dont think anyone defends American cheese lmao
@Roguetroll, not as actual cheese anyways. As an easy and convenient thing to add to a ham sandwich tho?
@BigJohnson86, true and I still eat it in grilled cheese xD
@BigJohnson86, it's great melted on a burger, but I wouldn't put it on anything else
@PsychedelicCow, you to good for grilled cheese sammich?
Imagine unironically being so dumb you believe that the only cheese that Americans possess in “American” cheese. The entire state of Wisconsin would like a word with you.
@DesignatedElfWhipper, they’re to drunk to deal with this
When you actually enjoy American cheese but everyone in the comments is just ripping on it
@TriangleTesticles, I love it for what it is. A cheap easy topping that’s useful on a piece of meat.
1) The fvck's an SEC?
2) Mozzerella and goat cheese are the best
@SimonPetrikov, I believe it's South Eastern Conference, so they're probably referencing American Football. There's also the ACC (Atlantic Coast Conference), Big 10 (Contains Ohio State and colleges around the great lakes), Big 12 (Mostly big midwestern universities, including my alma mater, KU), and the PAC 10, which you can probably guess is on the Pacific coast.
edit: The SEC is notable in college football because it contains Alabama and Clemson, two of arguably the best college football universities.
@PsychedelicCow, Clemson is in the ACC just for future reference.
@Funny Pics Janitor, ah, I must have just been remembering the rivalry between them then.
@PsychedelicCow, currently, the top teams in the SEC would be Alabama and LSU, both easily being top teams in the country. In the past decade, Florida would have probably been on that list as well.
@SimonPetrikov, the only college football conference that matters. If you've heard about how hard university of Texas and university of Oklahoma have been working to join, you'd understand why it's the only one that matters
Its cheese in the same way that nacho cheese is "queso"
@Guy Fawkes, delicious and in no way good for you?
A legendary youth football coach!
Individually wrapped to slip the waste plastic easily into the oceans..
It's ideal for a burger. If it were any stronger it would throw off the balance
Has this guy never heard of Wisconsin
Kraft Singles aren't even cheese, they're labeled as "cheese product".
America has Colby Cheese
We totally have cheeses.