Gnaw a leg off of it before it gets away
@RhettandLink, Black dude: EXACTLY
Nope, the house is haunted
@The Aussie, But that ghost is chill as fudge.
I'd start by wondering who the f**k just pushed a skateboard loaded with fried chicken through my house. I don't know about you lot, but that's not a normal, everyday occurrence here....!
Blame the skateboard and wolf down the chicken shamelessly
Don't forget, your chances of dying from a shark attack is three times lower than dying from being struck by lightning! Sharks are just misunderstood smooth sea babies that just want to be noticed by senpai without being chopped up and eaten.
@YogaShorts, So you're telling me there's a chance.
@YogaShorts, screw that man, lighting just has more opportunities to get you, lighting can get you anywhere, sharks can only get you in the water, if sharks could get you on land I guarantee they'd be wasting people left and right we're just lucky we don't live in the ocean
@VincentV, you're definitely right on that statistical sense. :) but most sharks don't like to eat people though! They're friendly. It's just sad because those friendly ones are getting killed so much that they're going extinct :(
Put down the bong.
I find out what the fvck you're smoking...
Stop taking the shrooms
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Throw your watermelon at it.
Wolf it down
Why fried chicken tho?
This makes me want a black friend.
First you heat it up to get rid of all those germs, wait 10 minutes to cool and then eat!!
Eat it before you do.
Devour that motherfvcker