Omae wa mou shindeiru:
*rubber chicken noises*
About time they let me squeeze the chicken in public.
Older meme about why are we not funding this.
Finally I can choke the chicken on the bus without getting arrested...oh...you said squeeze?...I'll show myself off then...
How long till it gets annoying and the driver just ignores it?
Can't relate, all my rubber chickens end up as vacuum attachments.