Dis my fren
Wen I'm with her
Smiles don't end
She is chicker
And quite yellow
Together we snicker
Am happy fellow
@SimonPetrikov, I put a curse on all who downvote this.
This actually made me smile a little bit.
@Martian Manhunter , We must uproot entire forests to regain out manliness
Remember: Birb are fren not foods