Don’t forget drinking out of the rusty garden hose afterwards
@generic zombie, that water felt so great it was if I was hercules himself
@generic zombie, am I weird for enjoying the hot bit during the first few seconds?
@Mag3rPayne, yes. You are very weird because of that.
@generic zombie, Can't relate, grew up on a military base where the water was contaminated because the school and housing were built on waste disposal sites.
@SimonPetrikov, does your third testicles make you more fertile, or less?
@SimonPetrikov, missed your chance for your superhero origin story. Good job.
Nothing beat having a really fun day, then asking your mom if she would order pizza and she actually agreed when you weren’t expecting her to.
I was. It was the 90s. All our feet got grass on them. Feet grass tasted the best.
"We put the slip'n'slide over a tree root one time... cause we were gon' jump it.
That's not how that works at all.
I hit that root and just got up an' got a job." - Dusty Slay