Reminds me of a Ross Noble joke. "Mum, Dad, I'm Chinese". "We know. We can see it in your eyes". I think he said that last part anyway.
"It's okay to come out of the closet" "CHING CHANG CHONG"
@Combustible Lemons, ever seen a pregnant Asian? No. It's because their sexual orientation is laying eggs due to tiny Asian wiener.
@JuhJuhJuhJimmy, I thought it had something to do with tentacles...
I would love to hear some of the "others"
@Thinlizzy, guy who just likes to party
@Thinlizzy, detrasexual. Don't judge me!
@Thinlizzy, Other: sex life? What's that?
@Thinlizzy, Pedophilia, necrophilia, polysexual, transgender, and zoophilia (animals). I'm just listing them, I'm not actually any of these. Just making that clear.
No wonder why I like to eat so much pussy
"Mom, Dad, I'm Chinese. And I did all of my homework. I ate the cat."
Checks "Other". Please describe: I like turtles.
I remember when i came out to parents as Chinese. They took it ok, but the missing cats were a dead giveaway.
I'm a bit more worried about 'other'
@Kal El, other: Kryptonian
Are you doctor yet? Talk to me when you doctor!
"Mom, dad, I'm gay." *Gasp* "Dad, dad, I'm straight." *Gasp*
Other - *tick* Please describe - I love lamp
What about other? Im attracted to animals
How would you describe other? I'm into trees, car and sometimes goats?
What would other be? "It would be raping and mass murdering unicorns" My friend literally told me this and walked away. Anyone know an exorcist?
I think asexual should be a primary option. Or are there so few they just let them put it under "other"?
"Describe" uh yeah I'm attracted to squirrels
11 May 2014 #11May2014
It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Li-no Chingchong
I guess Chinese being a sexual orientation means that those who are Chinese only like Chinese. I can understand it, but it is soooooo unethical! We should ban Chinese marriages!!!
Other: Sexy aliens.
I experienced with some Chinese once.. Never knew chopsticks had so many uses.
@LunchPailSniffer, everything is a dildo if you're brave enough
@danskkrieger, but is anything brave enough to be a dildo?
@LunchPailSniffer, perhaps... Dora's map was!
Ching Chang big wang
You mean Ibenese
What if I like to get it on with a goat?