Shut up you aint even from here!
And yea I like bein choked but I feel bad for the turts 🐢
@ TouchMyCatEars, *walking out of reptile store*
He had it coming.
@SimonPetrikov, NOT SHELLY!!!
@ TouchMyCatEars, HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME
@ TouchMyCatEars, grands a boa constrictors, harder !!!! I don’t wanna be able to breath, weak ass reptile
@SimonPetrikov, thanks, now I have to dig through my movies so I can find that one, watch it and have all if the songs stuck in my head for the rest of the week.
@ TouchMyCatEars, spoons will choke the ßeisse out of you
this is from a neil degrasse Tyson tweet..... to which Ryan Reynolds replied something to the affect of “awfully bold of you to assume that there are no sea turtles with daddy issues”.
And that was way funnier than this will ever be, so why even post this garbage OP? Even if you’ve never seen those tweets, this meme doesn’t make any sense. Why is there an alien? This isn’t funny
@ TouchMyCatEars, I've got plenty of straws if you're looking to get your rocks off
Don’t choke the turtles. Choke me instead.
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Tyler.
@Tyler643, will I be charged with murder if I go to far
@DrSin, no that’s just two birds with one stone
So make sure to throw your rubbers away in the trash and not the gutter
@megamanx181x, but if i throw my condoms in the ocean it will slick them out of the soda rings
I feel like people would take Bill Nye more seriously if he acted more professionally and didn’t cuss like a high schooler.
@freakaschnitz, I can't take him seriously after he said gender was a spectrum.
I feel worse for squirrels since more of them die as road kill
@Dephenistrator, at least that's, in the most cases, a quick death.
most ocean plastic is from south east Asia. preaching to the wrong choir here.
Write this in mandarin so it’ll actually do some good.