Ghallager: [whispers] fvck he’s good
@A Deformed Penis, Ghallagator.
Crocodilians have the strongest bite force of any other animals. Inversely they also have some of the weakest muscles for opening their mouth, it takes very little force to keep adult's mouth closed.
@vampirefork, yup, over 2000psi bite force and a rubber band can keep it shut. Also as ambush predators they have a lunge speed of over 30mph(from water) but can't maintain more than a couple mph on land.
@vampirefork, For some people it takes an inordinate amount of force to keep their mouth shut.
@vampirefork, I swear any time I see one someone in the room gotta tell me this.
@vampirefork, and isn’t that an alligator?
@stone42, that is not true. They can actually run fairly quickly, faster than the average human, though they will only rarely give chase to anything that avoids the initial lunge.
@vampirefork, which is why you work both push and pull muscles at the gym and don't skip leg day
@I Are Lebo, like men at the club
@x2 6x 9 lol, 🤨
@an idiot, the way to tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator is whether it’ll see you in a while or if it’ll catch you later.
That's a funny looking hippo!
if you watch it backwards it looks like the crocodile is giving him back the watermelon and slowly backing away
Recorded attempt of turning an alligator vegan
This seems like a good time to remind people that reverse gif is a thing
*dives head first into its mouth*
So black people are like alligators?