Orgasm of a lifetime!
Damnit Zeus leave women alone
God: I’m going to make the humans super horny all the time, but also make it a social stigma for them to screw each other without a bunch of legwork first. To top it off I’m going to make it a sin to try to relieve yourself *Starts laughing maniacally*
Angel: Why are you like this?
@Duncan5769, god: “I wasn’t loved as a child”
@Duncan5769, did some one say sin
@Duncan5769, God: Because I can't masturbate
Well, next time don’t jill off on top of a tower during a thunderstorm.
@I Are Lebo, 'Jill off' made me laugh hard.. nice
I bet it was electrifying
..or maybe Thor?
She was doing such a good job, the Christian God had to tell ger to cut it out/
Zeus had to stop by to knock her up because that orgasm was just too good to not get her pregnant/
Thor had to drop in because they were both horny and he didn't want to leave it that way.
Zeus: “Goose necked!”
If it is was a man, lightning wouldn't strike twice. Well at least for 10-15 minutes depending on whether or not you ate oysters.