A Christmas story
You get a mansion for being the CEO of a cult? Unrelated, but who wants to join my new cult. I'll be the CEO.
@PeanutButterPopsicle, we're in.
@PeanutButterPopsicle, will there be drinks in your farmhouse?
@John Titor, Kool-Aid
@voices in your head, I'll get my plane tickets
@PeanutButterPopsicle, dibs on finding the virgins to sacrifice
@Brizzo, dibs acknowledged
@voices in your head, the irony of your username and that comment is impressive
@PeanutButterPopsicle, will there be hookers and blackjack?
@PeanutButterPopsicle, funnypic user's cult. We worship an assortment of famous users and respect scary mike as the guardian of our circle?
@SmartAlex, much appreciated
@PeanutButterPopsicle, will dickbutt be our lord and saviour and mascot?
@voices in your head, hahaahahahahaha ohhhh man
@PeanutButterPopsicle, I'll bring the tacos
@Brizzo, dibs on general killing stuff with fire and chanting. I am experienced in that kinda stuff, see..
@PeanutButterPopsicle, I'll join, but no koolaid for me.
@PeanutButterPopsicle, can I be CSO? Chief sacraficial officer
@Spider Repellent, sorry. The koolaid is mandatory.
@MagicYak, we'll think about it
That escalated at an exponential rate.
I don't get it, seems like a normal Christmas
@ PleaseStopTalking, Simply having a terrible Christmas time
Everyone knows woman are never wrong
@the beard master, until they're wrong, then they cry and somehow they're right again
Hahah I really expected it to be one of those feel good stories that arnt funny... well played...
This looks like a job for the Kane family
That escalated quickly!!!!!!
Boy that esculated quicly
That escalated quickly I mean really that got outta hand fast!!
Wait..........what the hell?!?!?
The title alone sounds like something that would be on BuzzFeed or UpWorthy.
And that kids, is how I met your mother...
Good thing he can still tell us this story when he's dead.
@HungryVillagers, you know its real cuz it is Set in stone ... mansion.
Game. Match. Set!
Then who was story?
Women are always right... It doesn't matter
Boy,that escalated quickly?!?
But were you sodomized?
Well that escalated quickly
For some reason the ending didn't even surprise me
Great story !
Set? Where is Conan when you need him!
How do I download now
@timon and pumba, click the box with the up facing arrow at the bottom right
If two people agree on something it's considered a cult, look it up.
God fvcking damn it. Not again.
Dafuq did I just read
The wife is always right.
Nah your wife was wrong
Actually Set is not the one who wants to devour the earth... I can't remember the name of it but the thing that wants to devour the earth is a giant serpent thing
I think the point was he changed to ending of the story so that his wife was right. Because if he didn't, then no more sex for him
Even without that ending I knew this was bs
It's a Christmas miracle *u* well not for the family haha no they dead