It’s true, all of it
GOOD LUCK DELIVERING PRESENTS NOW
@PBnJ, new favorite person
@CaptainTucker, You were already my favorite 💙
@PBnJ, Jewish so I still get presents lol
@PBnJ, who the actual fvck is going to make the sweet wooden train set I asked for this year? You? Me? Asians in a sweat shop? WHO?!?
@jeewjitsu000, you lucky bastard! we can still get hobbit scabs to run a skeleton crew!
@PBnJ, It’s ok. Those things breed like rabbits. Their numbers will be back to normal by the end of the afternoon.
@PBnJ, I guess we now know why santa went crazy
@PBnJ, DOWN WITH THE DIRTY KNIFE EARS!
@PBnJ, haha this was the first thought that I instantly had xD glad to see it's already here
Well you gotta feed the reindeer something.
@ThePandaPool , And the other elves.
"I want to see the rabbits, Santa."
Just thinning the herd
Good. No more elf on the shelf
I do believe in christmas! I do, I DO!