Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms
@Felix the Bear, Well that's fvcking sad
@Felix the Bear, why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs
@Felix the Bear, Knock Knock
@DL2k, who's there
@Felix the Bear, not the little girl
@DL2k, omg that actually made me lol xD
@Felix the Bear, Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
@DL2k, you guys forgot, "what did the little girl get for Christmas?....Cancer!"
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family. Hahaha-Goodness, I'm going to hell.
@Ouija , I'll save you a seat
@Felix the Bear,
Where did little Susie go during the bombing?
What sound does a baby make in a blender? I wouldn't know, I was masturbating too loudly.
Well the best gift would be a handjob
@buzz killinton, boy that's gotta suck, you can't jerk off with no hands, not trying to offend anyone with no arms...oh wait, they're probably not on this app
@buzz killinton, I broke both hands once, I just used my feet
@Knight SoIaire, are you a yoga instructor?
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, nope, very flexible
@Captain Penis, ugh I know a guy with only one hand and now thanks to your comment i can't stop wondering how he masturbates
This is Bob :D Bob has no arms D: knock knock, who's there, not bob
@SpacePug , oh wait it is he's banging his head on the door because he's gone crazy *Bob jumps in the air and face plants* isn't he cute
That's just turrible...