Or the dad is a troll and it's a normal Saturday
Santa came indeed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Tiny Tina, that little boy's excited for when Santa came 😏
@Tiny Tina, (🆗)
@Tiny Tina, he came under the tree, in the stocking, ...your mum's t¡ts...
His face is like when you have diarrhea
When you don't wanna get up for school but then find out it's a snow day
When your tired, but she says her parents aren't home
@erectile function, you're
Just kidding. It's Monday get your happy as* in the car. Time for school.
That kid is really excited for Santa's cu- wait no
Dad says " Where are you going! Santa is right here!"
That's a nice tall bed you got there... it would be a shame if I came over and napped on it