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@Bigm222, you took the words right out of my mouth
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@Bigm222, Ah, but I don't wanna.
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@Bigm222, he's Walken down the highway to hell
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@Bigm222, Christopher Walken is satan?
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These are the evilest things I can imagine.
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@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, I hope you step on a Lego barefoot slip and drop your bacon on the floor.
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@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, You could wish for the genocide of an entire civilization. But hoping that the cream on an oreo doesn't twist off cleanly for me is crossing the line.
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@Ironhomie, Have some humanity!
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@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, I actually like that glob of sour cream at the end of a burrito.
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@Ironhomie, THAT'S JUST AWFUL! In that case, I hope when you step on a crack, it doesn't break your mamas back, but paralyzes her instead
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@Metzger, I hope you marry the person of your dreams and find out They're your long lost sibling and have to part ways forever out of shame.
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@Ironhomie, who says I would part ways? The bad deed would already be done, can't un-do it now, lmao
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@Metzger, well at that point I hope they cheat on you for your cousin.
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@Ironhomie, eh, wouldn't bother me none, good riddens
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@Metzger, having been cheated on, if you can just shrug off a relationship like that you are either heartless or soulless.
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@Ironhomie, both.. plus if they aren't that into you, it's best they don't stay with you & waste your time. Yeah, being lied to is never fun, but it's better to find out sooner than later & be done with the liar.
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@Metzger, true. Well we went from funny to feels in .025 seconds.
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@Ironhomie, it wasn't me *puts hands up*
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I like to call this "heck" it's like hell, but not as extreme and it's run by a guy named Stan.
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@Dat Picture, Do you mean Stan Shunpike?
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Am I the only one who likes to naturally wake up before my alarm?
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@Childish Gambeaner , i love that feeling. I feel so accomplished like I beat the clock
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@Childish Gambeaner , ID rather be woken naturally than by an abnoxious alarm
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I thinks it's better that every single one I'm reading in his voice.
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The first one is just... Despicable.
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@said someone once, I'm ok with the sour cream one though.
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I hope you tune to a radio station just as you favorite song finishes.
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@JoeC00L, that was cold....
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I hope you have sons.. Handsome, beautiful, articulate who are talented and star athletes, and they have their legs taken away
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@unregistired, DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME!!!!
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Waking up 4 full hours before your alarm is set to go off is awesome tho because you get to go back to sleep all over again. Is this just me?
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@Captain Swordsman, I purposefully set my alarm an hour early so that I can fall back asleep. I'm weird
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Never before in human history has a man been so malicious. These threats would put any man on terrorist watch list.
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Then, I'll stab you in the face with a soddering iron.
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i like waking up right before my alarm. its so much more soothing to wake up naturally
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I like these.. ANOTHER! *violently throws phone out the window intensely crippling 3 cats 4 squirrels and taking out a bird*
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I hope you get a paper cu- no I'm sorry I just can't be at peace with myself while wishing that on someone
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I hope you try to create a gold record, and don't receive the desired amount of cowbell on a track!
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I'm not ashamed to say I said all of these in christopher walkens voice
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@LamestUserEver, only relevant if you paused after each word :)
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I wouldn't mind seeing more of this meme.
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I like sour cream globs in my burrito
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1st world problems
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Slightly Bad Bill?
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I think that last one is totally uncalled for. No one should suffer like that.
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Definitely read all of these in his voice, didn't make it any less evil, but it shone a little light on the ideas!
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I hope you. Read this. In my. Two syllable. Voice. POW!
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The first one is perfectly fine, like seriously it's better you wake up naturally than if your alarm clock wakes you.
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I hope you finally think you have enough cow bell only to have Christopher Walkin tell you he wants more
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The life of a passive-aggressive person
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I actually like the glob of sour cream...
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And then I hope your whole family dies in a horrible railway accident. Am I doing it right?
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Don't YOU PUT that evil ON ME!!
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Definition of first world problems
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Reading these all slowly pissed me off 😡
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Wow he must really be angry with someone
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Im the only one that read this and remember one piece hahaha
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I read that last one as "I hope your parents"...
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I'm wearing shorts, so it took me a moment to get the last one.
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The 6th one.....if you know what I mean
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#thestruggle
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*Waits for "I hope..." comments*
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*shutters*
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Never has any of this happened to me.
Woah calm down there satan