Woah calm down there satan
@Bigm222, you took the words right out of my mouth
@Bigm222, Ah, but I don't wanna.
@Bigm222, he's Walken down the highway to hell
@Bigm222, Christopher Walken is satan?
These are the evilest things I can imagine.
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, I hope you step on a Lego barefoot slip and drop your bacon on the floor.
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, You could wish for the genocide of an entire civilization. But hoping that the cream on an oreo doesn't twist off cleanly for me is crossing the line.
@Ironhomie, Have some humanity!
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, I actually like that glob of sour cream at the end of a burrito.
@Ironhomie, THAT'S JUST AWFUL! In that case, I hope when you step on a crack, it doesn't break your mamas back, but paralyzes her instead
@Metzger, I hope you marry the person of your dreams and find out They're your long lost sibling and have to part ways forever out of shame.
@Ironhomie, who says I would part ways? The bad deed would already be done, can't un-do it now, lmao
@Metzger, well at that point I hope they cheat on you for your cousin.
@Ironhomie, eh, wouldn't bother me none, good riddens
@Metzger, having been cheated on, if you can just shrug off a relationship like that you are either heartless or soulless.
@Ironhomie, both.. plus if they aren't that into you, it's best they don't stay with you & waste your time. Yeah, being lied to is never fun, but it's better to find out sooner than later & be done with the liar.
@Metzger, true. Well we went from funny to feels in .025 seconds.
@Ironhomie, it wasn't me *puts hands up*
I like to call this "heck" it's like hell, but not as extreme and it's run by a guy named Stan.
@Dat Picture, Do you mean Stan Shunpike?
Am I the only one who likes to naturally wake up before my alarm?
@Childish Gambeaner , i love that feeling. I feel so accomplished like I beat the clock
@Childish Gambeaner , ID rather be woken naturally than by an abnoxious alarm
I thinks it's better that every single one I'm reading in his voice.
The first one is just... Despicable.
@said someone once, I'm ok with the sour cream one though.
I hope you tune to a radio station just as you favorite song finishes.
@JoeC00L, that was cold....
I hope you have sons.. Handsome, beautiful, articulate who are talented and star athletes, and they have their legs taken away
@unregistired, DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME!!!!
Waking up 4 full hours before your alarm is set to go off is awesome tho because you get to go back to sleep all over again. Is this just me?
@Captain Swordsman, I purposefully set my alarm an hour early so that I can fall back asleep.
Never before in human history has a man been so malicious. These threats would put any man on terrorist watch list.
Then, I'll stab you in the face with a soddering iron.
i like waking up right before my alarm. its so much more soothing to wake up naturally
I like these.. ANOTHER! *violently throws phone out the window intensely crippling 3 cats 4 squirrels and taking out a bird*
I hope you get a paper cu- no I'm sorry I just can't be at peace with myself while wishing that on someone
I hope you try to create a gold record, and don't receive the desired amount of cowbell on a track!
I'm not ashamed to say I said all of these in christopher walkens voice
@LamestUserEver, only relevant if you paused after each word :)
I wouldn't mind seeing more of this meme.
I like sour cream globs in my burrito
1st world problems
Slightly Bad Bill?
I think that last one is totally uncalled for. No one should suffer like that.
Definitely read all of these in his voice, didn't make it any less evil, but it shone a little light on the ideas!
I hope you. Read this. In my. Two syllable. Voice. POW!
The first one is perfectly fine, like seriously it's better you wake up naturally than if your alarm clock wakes you.
I hope you finally think you have enough cow bell only to have Christopher Walkin tell you he wants more
The life of a passive-aggressive person
I actually like the glob of sour cream...
And then I hope your whole family dies in a horrible railway accident. Am I doing it right?
Don't YOU PUT that evil ON ME!!
Definition of first world problems
Reading these all slowly pissed me off 😡
Wow he must really be angry with someone
Im the only one that read this and remember one piece hahaha
I read that last one as "I hope your parents"...
I'm wearing shorts, so it took me a moment to get the last one.
The 6th one.....if you know what I mean
*Waits for "I hope..." comments*
Never has any of this happened to me.