He worked hard for those damn tokens! Damn free loading children!
Pick up my tokens, bitch gonna get hit
@Bow To Your Senpai, need to cheat on the skeball for those tickets and get me a couple of rubber bouncy balls and small size snickers.
@megamanx181x, those rubber balls and snickers won't compensate for anything
@megamanx181x, ..... I guess!
Can you imagine what happens when he tells his inmates why he's there?
@Dephenistrator, if he's smart.... He will lie, and pray the guards don't spill the beans
@Steaknuggets, he got into a physical altercation with a child over chuck E. cheese tokens. I bet my money on him not being smart
@Dephenistrator, yea... Me too he shoulda know you have to hit the kid hard enough to get the kid screaming and then tell the mom he fell and hit his head. Then sneak away... That's what I always do
@Dephenistrator, "so what brings you here?"
"Some a-hole, tried stealing the money I won from gambling"
Guard - "She was a six year old girl at a Chuck E Cheese, Phil!
"It's the principle that matters, damnit!"
I woulda kicked the bitch too
That persons a lunatic. How could she do such a thing?
Hey, he yelled, "keep you hands off of those tokens.", so he should be in the clear.
He did the right thing
@StonedSloth69, well maybe should have kicked a little harder so the best wouldn't remember...
Chuck E. Cheese. It's where a "kid can be a kid", not a cvnt. Get your own tokens Suzy.
I blame her parents
These headlines are usually preceded by “Florida Man”
Okay lets be real here. Chuck E Cheese is the true asshole because tokens are expensive and all of the toys require a sh1t ton of tickets and none of the machines give you a sh1t ton of tickets. So. Yeh. Cuck ya Chuck