Correct. It does not work like that. Religion doesn't work at all. Zing :P
@Jessie02, “Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?”
@Your Mortician, because it's 2AM and at 2AM my brain no longer has a filter.
@Jessie02, you rebel you.
@Jessie02, no Catholicism works pretty well if you want to molest little boys and not go to jail
@Jessie02, I'm amazed at the lack of butt hurt replies you got. Well done!
Edit: I'm pretty sure I used improper grammar, but I'm too tired to actually care atm. Sue me.
@Vanilla Ranger, No, your grammar looks fine. Maybe missing a hyphen between "butt" and "hurt," but I think that even that is debatable.
@SimonPetrikov, Looking at it now, I think it might just pass as one word. "Butthurt" seems to work.
I took communion at my grandma's Catholic church, and holy moly it tastes awful. The wafers taste like stale cardboard and the wine tastes like wine. One of my churches does matzah bread, the other does sourdough, and they both do grape juice. Tastes much better.
Side note, sourdough bread dipped in grape juice is surprisingly delicious, even for non-religious ceremonies.
Yes it does.
@Derp Bubbles, Captain Christ
@aminalFacks, Lucky Christ
WHERE ARE THE L O O P S BROTHERS!!
Um what are those white thingies 😲
@Katino, catholic communion wafers
I’ve always wondered if vampires are really just those middle aged white women who sit around drinking wine
Ok but if you actually want a decent party snack, try kahlua+milk (White Russian)+coco puffs. It’s disgusting and delicious.