If I’m gonna kill myself i’m still gonna make it less disgusting than smoking cigarettes
Jacking off does it for me. Clears my mind right up
@seeUpee, at this point it's just part of my schedule. Daily dose of dopamine.
@seeUpee, best thing to do before any big decision
@poopnuggets, mine too... when I don’t I’m like wow, I didn’t jack off last night...
@seeUpee, same, it also clears my mind when this guy jacks
@seeUpee, Boss: “what are you doing?”
You: “clearing my mind to be more productive.”
@seeUpee, fantastic stress reliever
@seeUpee, Honestly jacking it really did help save my life. I was in a dark place with nothing going for me and just after finishing it allowed me to get back into a right mindset and kept me from going too far until something good came back into my life. Now I'm happier and getting on with my life by finally joining the Air Force like I was planning to do after HS.
@Jaune Arc, you are doing well! Honestly I wish I would of joined the military after HS. I was more lost on what to do with my life and the guidance chancellors are a complete joke. They do everything by the book and not bend to each individual needs as we are all different. Every friend that I have in the military have gone to have awesome careers. Wish you the best man!
@poopnuggets, can’t sleep without it my dude
I've partaken in copious amounts of the devils lettuce, and never once touched a cigarette to my lips. I never saw the appeal..
@Apollo44, I prefer meth but to each his own
@Apollo44, it’s a good call. The easy head high is kinda nice at first but before you know it you’re lighting one up, saying to yourself “this tastes like shīt and does nothing for me” before reluctantly taking another drag
@Apollo44, the appeal is that every cigarette takes 3 minutes off your student loan
@nemestrinus , I’m achieving the solution to the human condition! One pack at a time.
@Apollo44, I'm on the same page as you. It always smelt gross to me
I know someone who smokes. Been smoking since hs. I joke that one day she'll have to press a button in her throat to tell me what I'm doing wrong.
That just means you’ve got farther to fall, sweet summer child
Why do smokers get judged so hard for it? I never judged others for how they killed their demons.
@murder sans, my wife loves to judge me for drinking a 6pk every night or other night....yet she smokes about a pack a day....any time i bring up her smoking in the same argument..."its not the same"
@MMSieBreeze, you gotta accept eachothers demons. You drink a six pack, she smokes a pack.
@murder sans, because smoking also kills you, and can potentially do so rather quickly. It's also got heaps and heaps of negative side effects, to the point that it can make you feel like absolute sh!t if you don't smoke for one day after smoking for a while. Also because it smells disgusting, and secondhand smoke is deadlier than firsthand.
@MMSieBreeze, tell her you're gonna make it a 12 pk if she doesn't stop.
I smoke so I dont judge, but my mom also has cancer, so I've cut way back, but I still have the occasional one
All yall make suicide and depression jokes then make fun of people who smoke cigarettes... us cigarette smokers are actually killing ourselves, albeit slowly, so yall need to nut up or shut up
I drink whiskey
wow this pic is so funny and belongs on this app
Cigar, man. That’s how you cure depression. You can’t be depressed while looking like a boss
It’s a matter of environment. I’ve never been a smoker but now almost all my coworkers at my new job do. I still don’t smoke but hearing “I need a cig” all day every day puts ideas in your head
I'm currently at my lowest and I quit smoking.