You gotta love that crazy donkey!
I was only 9 years old I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given "Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life" My dad hears me and calls me a f*ggot I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek I called him a c*nt He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's Shrek I am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp." He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my *ss-cheeks for Shrek He penetrates my butt-hole It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
@Totrollornottotroll, And then there's guy...
@Turian, life without Shrek is ogre
@Turian, *And then there's this guy
@Totrollornottotroll, I... I don't even.... .......
@KiritoSAOHero, shhh just let it happen
@Totrollornottotroll, and suddenly... I have a massive erection...
@The Lone Guppy, yes let Shrek's love flow through your body
@Totrollornottotroll, already flowed out of my body if you know what I mean.
@Totrollornottotroll, highlight reel. *i can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water...*
@Totrollornottotroll, came for the pic, stayed for the story
@Primal Kyogre, I came for the pic too, if you know what I mean
@Totrollornottotroll, Shrek leaves through the window. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
@Totrollornottotroll, it's guys like you that make me relive this every time I see shrek!! *cries in corner* my childhood is ruined!!!!
@SuperSaiyanGoddess, it's hard at first. But you'll learn to accept Shrek for who he is.
@SuperSaiyanGoddess, I see you're not ready for Shrek's love...
@Totrollornottotroll, every frickin time
@Totrollornottotroll, No. Wat r u doing?! Hamlet troll STAHP!
@Totrollornottotroll, you forgot the part where Shrek jumps out the window
@MyNameIsInigoMontoya, lmfao hamlet troll. I love it
@The lazy Engineer , my bad. Copies and pasted.
@Totrollornottotroll, he flies out my window
@Totrollornottotroll, you can find this on YouTube. Search shrek is love shrek is life
@The Lone Guppy, *eShrektion
@Friendly canadian, thank you kind Canadian. I have seen this video already and devoted myself to Shrek. Have a good day and enjoy some complimentary maple syrup.
@The Lone Guppy, *sherection
Shrek is love shriek is life.... I BEAT ALL OF YOU
@Laskin, idk about you but my life isn't about shrieking....
@Laskin, I don't know what you're talking about, Shrek beats me.
@Laskin, im about to break my phone
@Laskin, I am actually in a clan war right now in clash of clans with a clan called shrek is love.
@stigmaoftherose, coc aye
@stigmaoftherose, woo clash of clans!
@stigmaoftherose, id like to know your clan now...
@ClashNBash, "Dark Requiem" is my clan.
@stigmaoftherose, ill look at it, miht join.
@ClashNBash, you didn't even give a reason or time for a goodbye...
30 June 2014 #30June2014
The part when donkey comes back and sees shrek and Fiona together and comments on it is actually a pivotal moment in the movie because you'll notice shrek actually cares what donkey thinks of him as he tries to explain the situation.
Im like an onion, i have layers
When I was younger I had no idea he was standing in front of
@YodelLightley, lol for the longest time when I was little I thought he was saying "This would be so much easier if I was a cauliflower!" This was the most confusing part of the movie for me. XD
*generic shrek comment*
Idiot. Black flower and purple thorns! Sheesh, some people.
I feel like the "Shrek is love. Shrek is life" story was originally created by the director of Shrek ans wrote it so more people would be interested in Shrek and buy more movies.
How can you see trees if they're blue
The shrekoning is upon us.