or, tell them you hate corn for a couple of months, never eat anything with corn in it.
Then eat like 3 cobs one day and take a corny dump in the shower.
They will blame each other and you dont need to go to NY
@Deadkizz, Why does there need to be shjt in the shower?
@SimonPetrikov, My goals are beyond your understanding.
That’s a lot of work, just take a dump in the shower