Fact: Mr. Clean is a hardcore asexual since childhood because the thought of sex is just too dirty for him to even imagine. He has one love and it is the cleanliness of your hardwood floors. He has spent his entire life hunting for the Infinity Mops in order to bring cleanliness and sanitation to the universe. It is up to the Dirtvengers (comprised of the Incredible Mud, Sewage Man, Pinkeye, Captain Dirtmerica, Black Mold, and Dust(hor)) to stop his clean purge
@The Landshark , make this into a comic right now
@The Landshark , yo, can we get TheTagger to mark this as a bestcomment?
@Siska the Khajiit, K!
@The Landshark , #bestcomments
@TheTagger, a hero
@megamanx181x, sure but only when I get really high like when I typed out that comment
@The Landshark , *black panther comes out* get this man a joint!
Still can't believe Mr. Clean dressed up as a woman to lure Thanos and take his glove off. Truly amazing writing.
@A Math Dealer, Straight out if a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
He’s a mad man...
According to scientists there is gonna be a meteor coming our way in about 10yrs, go ahead look it up, my mama didn't raise no liar
@CaptianMcKenderson, it’s not completely true. NASA was just running simulations on potential outcomes.