*Eagerly waits for GoodGuySatan to tell us about the time he jerked off a guy for his soul
@JewishXenu, and lost
@JewishXenu, And moved on to challenging kids with violin duels.
@The Flame War, and lost again
@JewishXenu, wow, he still hasn’t commented? I guess he has his hands full with something more important.
@Sarcastic Wombat, I see what you did there
@JewishXenu, Ha! Gay loser.
I actually have on good authority from @GoodGuySatan that Satan can no longer touch, maim, kill, or injure anyone in a contest for their soul. New policies in Hell are a real bitch now.
@TheCoolestBean, YouTube is running hell?
@TheCoolestBean, does it have anything to do with a fiddle contest down in Georgia?
@A Math Dealer, possibly I dont know, gonna have to ask Satan about that yourself
@A Math Dealer, well fiddlin around for sure
Playing the best song in the world.
@FullMetalLewis, done that. Can’t remember what it was though.
I’m working on a tribute.
@stercus stercus, all I hear is the scat Jables does 2/3s through the song
@stercus stercus, You gotta believe me!
I mean if you jerked yourself off first then Satan has a disadvantage of trying to make you jizz a second time after the cool down.
Least people seduced since the beginning of time
A swimming contest.... in holy water.
Honestly, my competition would have to be who can be the least productive member of society. That’s all I feel I could best someone at.
@AceWolf456, he’d just need to channel Sloth.
Good guy satan: hey 5$ is 5$.
God has left the server
I can't believe no one has said it....
Guess I'll have to!
I'd challenge him to a fiddle contest.
Who ever kills themselves first wins.