It's time to play, pick your comment! For this picture, would you prefer:
1. Trying to pass finals like
2a. When I try to get a girlfriend
2b. Trying to leave the friendzone (for a throwback!)
3. Trying to get top comment when I shjt you not comments
@Captain Mal, you missed the comment with the random personal life story that doesn't have to do anything with the picture
@Captain Mal, I don't know the answer to this. I think I'm gonna need to ask the studio audience.
@Captain Mal, When William Howard Taft tries to get out of the tub.
@Captain Mal, im gonna have to go with 1 jerry
@Captain Mal, I'm going to have to go with "did you know turtle penises are over half the size of the turtle and terrifying? The more you know..." Comment
@Captain Mal, I choose number 4! (Trying to get top comment when somebody already made a very brilliant joke)
@Captain Mal, what about calling whomever owns this turtle a monster for not helping it?
@Captain Mal, *queues sound track* *prerecorded laughter from a studio audience*
@Captain Mal, #bestcomments
@Captain Mal, all of the above.
@Captain Mal, I'll take 2b mal. It reminds of *insert personal story about trying to get a girlfriend during finals but getting friend zoned (and struggling to pass finals), and how I shjt you not came back and stole my top comments*
@Captain Mal, 3 please.... That was very satisfying :)
@Captain Mal, I'll go with 'Trying to leave the friendzone
@Captain Mal, I'm gonna go with when you trying to climb out the plastic container but natures a bitch
@Captain Mal, I think I've done something similar to number three before
@Captain Mal, I'd upvote this, but it's at 69 upvotes so I must preserve the niceness
Did you know turtles have penises that extend over half their body length?... The more you know!🌟
Is this the picture of StuckPixel trying to get out of the box of reposts?
My turtle would do the same thing when he was at the size. It was adorable.
Someone in stuckpixel is really obsessed with turtles
@BaconPopsicle, but... Spoons...
@BaconPopsicle, *looks at ajunta*
Trying to get out of the friendzone
before today's learned the force
Almost there just. need. to. get. foot hoooold. no no NO... F!€K!!!
"Glad to see you find my struggles amusing"
Are turtles the new kittens?
*Something about responsibilities*
Turtle power low. Need pizza.
I guess he couldn't pass to be a ninja turtle
Me in the bathtub