My sect is of the black denomination. Personally I believe to fully embrace the Divine Bean, you must take it all untarnished by cream. I understand not all can withstand the intial bitter taste and the acidity after effects, so I hold no discrimination against those who cannot taste the Divine Bean in its pure glory.
But those of the Starbucks branch are heretics. Shun them!
@ptitty1231, Starbucks is the Joel Osteen of the coffee religion.
@Sirocka, promises salvation for a hefty price, but ends up being a farce
@ptitty1231, Hailing from Washington, mother land of starbucks, i cannot agree enough. Spread the word brother. Starbucks cannot stand forever. Its crap flavor and over priced pastries must be abolished.
At my peak I was drinking three pints a day, I think that makes me a priest in this religion
@Captain Anderson, you might be our messiah
@Captain Anderson, Cold brew espresso or just straight coffee. I used to chug two 16oz cups of cold brew at work. I upped it to two cups because I started to develop a bit of a resistance tho the effects of caffeine.
@Agent New Mexico, straight drip coffee, though I did put a dash of cinnamon in the grounds, adds a nice flavor
@Captain Anderson, Hmmm. Welp, I guess we both had a caffeine problem, eh?
@Captain Anderson, my old co-worker told me at one point he was drinking 5 pints a day. His doc said to cut back and next time he saw him he told him he was drinking 5 cups. Doc yelled at him for not cutting back. He corrected him "i DID cut back. I was drinking 5 PINTS before, now im down to 5 CUPS"
@Captain Anderson, I must be higher. At my peak, I had two monster javas, two McDonald larges, three pots of coffee for nearly a month. Daily.
This religion is full of heretics, it should be a chemex at the center. Burn the heretics, and their poorly roasted beans!
Lord Cthulhu will be upset with me... but YES!
Is this heBREW?
Well that's a waste of coffee beans
@Captain Toothpaste , until Mr.CoffeeBeans is summoned and provides you with INFINITE ENERGY
Coffee makes me even more tired for some reason
Are the three bottom cups even coffee at that point?
This coffee magic will keep you awake it will keep you woke
Mormons: is this Satan's influence?
I only take my magic black
No, coffee is too bitter.