I wanna have coffee with Jesus. Dat bro can turn water into wine. Make dat coffee sparkle some Whiskey.
@Funny Pics King, you had my curiosity with your username, you got my attention by mentioning whiskey.
@Drunken Irish Dad, where have you been!
@Grim Encounter, going through a divorce, to be perfectly honest. I've been lurking in the shadows, seeking entertainment from this great community, but haven't had much funny to contribute in the comments.
Two things in this pic confuse me. 1. Is a sniper aiming at Jesus' head at the beginning? 2. Why is Jesus wearing a suit?
@StarWars Assassin, because when Jesus says to suit up, you suit up. Also I think it's a halo array.
@Tom Bombadil, One last thing. If Jesus died for her sins, how is she speaking with him?
@StarWars Assassin, because he came back to life. He wrote the whole story down in the bible
@Secret boogerpenis, the bible wasn't an autobiography- pretty sure Jesus didn't write it
@Ribby, well if you think about it, Jesus is one person in the holy trinity, which is 3 persons in one God. And the Holy Spirit (3rd person - Father, Son, Holy Spirit) indirectly wrote the bible. If God and the Holy Spirt are the same person, and Jesus and God are the same person, then Jesus and the Holy Spirit are kind of the same "person". So technically, though not accepted as common fact, Jesus wrote the Bible.
@Ribby, or should I say: in theory, Jesus wrote the bible, though not literally.
@Ribby, I bet you're fun a parties huh? (Psst, it was a joke)
@Secret boogerpenis, alright no need to get all mad because I didn't realize you were joking...
"And that wraps up Coffee with Jesus"
There's religion in my funny. I'm a Christian, too. I think this picture was made by someone who doesn't understand that the woman is saved so she's going to Heaven. I don't think Jesus would ever say that unless the woman was a hypocrite. In that case, it's funny.
@Loki Stark, in traditional Christianity, on must accept salvation to avoid damnation. Acceptance comes in the form of works
@WilfredMott, true Christians know that no one gets to the Father except through Jesus, though. Works aren't enough. If it's true that traditional Christianity was like that, it's wrong.
@Loki Stark, ah so you're part of one of those sects that believe all who aren't Christian burn in hell.
@WilfredMott, More than that, actually. Jesus emphasized the heart. Hating or demeaning another human being is akin to killing them in God's eyes. Even if this woman claims Jesus as her savior and performs good works, an attitude like this will not be seen in God's favor.
@WilfredMott, well, its also untrue to say that all non christians burn in hell. Many "christians" burn there too because although they say they are christian, their heart is not. Also, we are not God, so theres no way for us to even know who gets in to heaven or not. The point is, God wants us to accept salvation, but he also takes into account the way we lived our life. If someone isnt a christian, but never even heard about jesus, why would he go to hell? Therefore, the bible says that God is a just God, and i believe he will always judge fairly
@MorboTheDestroyer, someone can be christian without ever saying "Jesus" in some remote tribal regions in south america some men knew Jesus without ever meeting him. The point is, everyone has a conscience, so yes, thosevwho have never heard from the bible, can still go to hell.
@MorboTheDestroyer, And sadly, as I see it, only 10-20% of people who call themselves Christians are truly saved. There is no way for us to be 100% positive on who is and who isn't, but God's Word helps us discern much more accuratrly, so we can kind of make an educated guess, and act accordingly
@Loki Stark, This has been the worst conversation regarding Christianity that I have ever seen.
@theFortunateApple, For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith--and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God-- Ephesians 2:8 (just felt like putting this here)
@Loki Stark, well, it depends on your view of being a "true Christian." Westboro thinks their true Christians, supposedly doing his will by hating on Jews, Catholics, gays, Methodists like myself, pedophiles, etc. etc.
@joshin u, what, were you expecting more people to blast on Christianity?
@WilfredMott, what do you mean by traditional Christianity? I hope you're not talking about what they taught around in the Middle Ages. Cause in the time when Christianity sprung up around his death, it was specifically said that good works alone is not enough to be saved.
@Dyrewulff , the people of that church are not living the Christian life. They are full of hate and that is not what Jesus is about. He's about love.
@Dyrewulff , and I meant to up vote this comment.
@Loki Stark, :)
I've never understood why people thank god when a natural disaster doesn't affect them and it does others around them. It's like thanking a serial killer for not killing your family.
@MisterSir, You are aware that these prayers are usually followed by prayers such as "please bless the victims" or "keep others safe from this tragedy" or "please let me know of a way to help them," right? Prayer is both request and thanks.
*waits for personal belief comments about religion*
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@MILFnCOOKIES, I love lamp.
ALERT! We have an unidentified down vote troll in our midst. I request all funny pics users to seek out and find this downvote troll, and destroy him through any means necessary. Dog out.
@ImAFvckingDog, I'm on the case!!!
Is that Korean Jesus?
@Sea Bear, No its Vietnamese Jesus. Huge difference
@Sea Bear, I'll take 20.
Jesus is (incredibly large number)% done with that lady's shjt. He won't even make eye contact.
24 June 2014 #24June2014
I believe False has strike again, let us fix that.
Reading through the comments I realize someone is down voting any one who mentions religion. Why? Is it because they are atheist and hate religion? And want everyone else to hate it too? Well the. Welcome to the interweb. If you don't like it get out. But remember. What. Has. Been. Seen. Can. Not. Be. UNSEEN!!!!
She just says it so causally it actually bugs me. Like wow, way to be a b!tch.
I wonder if Hebrews his coffee?
I'm thinking about Bruce almighty separating coffee too much to think about the weird things in this
I have found my true calling.