Someone has to bring home the bacon
@Earl of Lemongrab, :(
@Earl of Lemongrab, so he can pork his wife
@Earl of Lemongrab, Go home people; this guy wins.
I'm gonna need you to come in Saturday...and give me a mud bath and play wif me! :)
@RhettandLink, mmm deal! For your facial 😉, right?
@RhettandLink, *obligatory lonely internet nerd innuendo*
@RhettandLink, Well I mean I was the one who uploaded the pic, so I feel entitled to doing so. *buys plane ticket*
@Taquito Speedo, awwwww yisssss 😚💋
@Glorious Grapefruit, HAHA just get it done before you pass out on my bar 😎😂
@RhettandLink, *passes out drunk on your bar after drinking two cups of grape juice*
@Glorious Grapefruit, ********* RAPEFRUIT! 😂
@RhettandLink, Nononono I didn't come to your bar to get rapefruited *covers asshole*
@Glorious Grapefruit, well this escalated quickly. *looks for Gray and his eye balls pic*
@RhettandLink, The terrifying part is that those are fvcking Paul's eyes
@Glorious Grapefruit, YES *hides*
@RhettandLink, DAWWW, okay.
And I'm going to need you to turn into bacon.
@Ray213, Damn you. Making me laugh out loud in a crowded hospital right after an ambulance brings in someone seriously injured.
Fųck your TPS reports.
@CynicalSir, i was wondering if anyone had a ref to office space! Ha!
Plot twist: Saturdays the neighbors daughter
Everyone commenting about bacon, but that pig doesn't have nearly enough mass on him. He'd only make like six strips. Ever heard of fattening livestock
Looks like we're having bacon on friday...