"That drink might taste good, but my semen tastes better."
@Donnie Sexbag, "So you've tasted your own semen?"
@Cumslurper69, "Doctor, I think there's something wrong with my d*ck. It tastes like skittles." -C&H
@NAT, If anyone ever has that problem just find me. I can help
@Donnie Sexbag, are you dannys evil counterpart?
@Donnie Sexbag, I'm a guy...
@Donnie Sexbag, hahaha...what?
@Northwestern, Bastard Bartender.
@The Milky Man, Bastard Bartender!
@Creepy Bookshelf, Bastard Bartender...
@Northwestern, bastard bartender!!
@The Milky Man, Bastard Bartender!!
@Tyler The Curator, Bartender Bastard
Alright guys, so I recently finished the office and now have no purpose in life. Do you guys have any recommended shows to watch (i'm looking for a breaking bad/dexter kinda deal except ive already seen those). I was considering Doctor Who but all of my friends who watch that are obsessed and trying to learn new languages that are used in the show. I don't want to learn new languages. All suggestions are appreciated!
@Pretty Sweet , Doctor Who is an amazing show and I'm not even sure what language your friends are learning. I mean there's aliens with other languages but you don't need to learn them. I'm finishing How I Met Your Mother and I not only loved, but highly recommend.
@Pretty Sweet , dr who is good you should try it, supernatural is good
@Pretty Sweet , 2 but you should also look into firefly
@The Milky Man, @pythus alright i think i'll give it a go
@Pretty Sweet , let me know know how it goes
@Pretty Sweet , Chuck is really good. I liked it a lot.
@Pretty Sweet , Sherlock is pretty good. You could also get into anime, but most FunnyPics users aren't into it.
@SharpWittedSham, Yeah thats not really my thing
@Pretty Sweet , every man to himself
@SharpWittedSham, chucks good but it gets bad at the end and Sherlock is great but annoying because you can't solve the puzzle untill they
@SharpWittedSham, explane it, this send button is going to hell and anime is love anime is life sharpwittedsham anime is life
@Pretty Sweet , Scrubs is one of the best shows in existence, in my humble opinion
Doesn't complain because I'm not 21
@Your Grandmas Tits, you'll find out one day...
@Metzger, okay *goes back to doing childish activites*
@Your Grandmas Tits, haha, enjoy childhood while it lasts
@Metzger, Excuse me mister, have you seen my crayons?
@Your Grandmas Tits, no misses, I haven't. But I may have some leftover finger paints if you'd like them
@Metzger, Okay are they in that van? *looks at CandyManVan*
@Your Grandmas Tits, STAY AWAY FROM THAT VAN!
@Metzger, BUT IT HAS CANDY
@Your Grandmas Tits, SO DOES THE DENTIST & THIS PERSON IS TEN TIMES WORSE THAN THE DENTIST! IS THE DAMN CANDY WORTH IT?!
@Your Grandmas Tits, BESIDES- I think the "candy" is a LIE!
@Metzger, They don't have candy at the dentist? Only pain and bad memories.
@Your Grandmas Tits, NO lollipop after your dental visit?! THAT IS UNHEARD OF! Possibly that's the part your insurance doesn't cover, or your dentist is just a cheap ass
@Your Grandmas Tits, ....either way, that's exactly what you need to think of when you see ANY van drive by- "pain and bad memories"
@Metzger, 😐 So have you seen the crayons?
@Your Grandmas Tits, We've been over this already, I spoke of donating some paints to your cause... PAY ATTENTION!
@Metzger, Sir, you're scaring me. I DON'T LIKE YOUR YELLING! *gets in CandyManVan never to be seen again*
@Your Grandmas Tits, ...not every day do I get to see "natural selection" happen right before my eyes
22 July 2014 #22July2014...Raven comes back today! Make sure you say hi! :3
@SimonPetrikov, that's so raven
@SimonPetrikov, Raven's going to have a lot to catch up on..
@Lily Evans, it's ok, she can just read our minds...
@Lily Evans, Tell me about it
You should never tip change my mind
Where's his swag hat?
I'm shaking her martini today...but her bed will be what's shaking tonight.
@SharpWittedSham, roof E
I'm actually training as a bartender and this is actually a rule! No matter what, you always serve the lady first. It's just chivalry.
@Captain Cappuccino, but chivalry is dead...and women killed it
@Captain Cappuccino, I think it's talking more about how he's paying more attention to the women because tits
@Captain Cappuccino, I think a female whom is not very attractive made this photo, not a male. Thus, she gets served last and doesn't tip the bartender, so chivalry isn't what's going on here
@Captain Cappuccino, I'm a bartender, and the rule is to serve people in order. Not attractiveness or gender
Hot girl complains there was no one to buy the drink for her or that she had to pay for it.
@GiftedFlatulence, so the bartender then puts it on your tab even though you did not even hit on her