GODDAMMIT COLIN I'M THE COMPUTER EXPERT SO WHEN I TELL YOU TO SHJT ON YOUR COMPUTER YOU BETTER SAY "HOW THICK"
@John Titor, I wish I had the power to change my bathroom thickness..
@Colin Kaepernick, Ahem.
@John Titor, THE HELL I WILL. YOU WANNA GO.
@sillyfrenchfries, NO YOU WANNA GO. ON YOUR MONITOR. DO IT
@John Titor, THE HELL I WILL. YOUR TECH SUPPORT IS FVCKED UP.
@sillyfrenchfries, NO YOUR CD-ROM IS FVCKED UP. BY YOU. DO IT
@John Titor, BY YOU YOU SQUARE MOTHER FVCKED.
@sillyfrenchfries, [please hold while we transfer you to _______ have a nice day]
@sillyfrenchfries, @John Titor, *Eats popcorn*
@John Titor, NO YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND P ON MY KEYBOARD.
@John Titor, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO.
@sillyfrenchfries, *relaxing music*
@John Titor, I fvcking lost it at the CD-ROM part
@John Titor, #bestcomments
@katsa, wow I'm honored
@Mephisto, I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT
@John Titor, OH MY GOD I JUST SHAT MYSELF, WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME DO THAT, AND RIGHT AFTER I HAD CHILI
Doesn't the tech support guy mean "On your keyboard, CORALLLL"
The last one is just gold.
Number thirteen isn't too bad. They said it's their first email which means that they probably barely use the computer. They should have just googled the answer though.
* takes 10 paces back* *computer smashes on ground* "what
Netscape? What is this, 1995?
Damn it Martha!
At least #12 apologized
Can you call this illiterate?
@The Lone Guppy, computer illiterate. Can't operate computers. Not like can't read.
@Littlechuckie, il accept that I suppose haha
Dont say im the only one who.read tech support in an indian accent
Number six was actually kinda reasonable. I find myself retarded at some points. Wether I'm high, drunk, or just sober. I manager to fnck up something lol
16 September 2014 #16September2014 #September 2014
PEE ON YOUR KEYBOARD COLLIN, IT'S THE ONLY WAY
The keyboard one was clever