...but you're still gonna fail, probably
You underestimate my power…
@MickeyMau5, Teacher,"Don't try it."
@MickeyMau5, *test slides off desk and cuts off three limbs, then lights you on fire*
@MickeyMau5, senior year I was sitting in class waiting for a final when a kid, who had missed pretty much the whole semester, walked in and the teacher spun him around saying "nope, don't even try it. See you next year." It was hilarious.
You have greatly misunderstood my procrastination
@redbeardedbastard, *passes test*
That's when my Iron Man brain kicks in and I become an expert the night before.
But...I'm proficient in dank memes and fire mixtapes!
But you can show up every day, complete every assignment, go talk to the professor for help, and he/she still might not give you credit for the class...
Well, w some classes, it's possible. I passed my BUS CAP class w/o showing up to class other than for exams.
I had a teacher say this to me because I was sleep while he was going over a practice final. I told him yes I will. Final came and I got an A. Now let me sleep B1TCH
*Takes exam with third eye, while levitating... fails*