No I didn't.
*still in bed*
@Superior Cotton, after noon. Still in bed.
Relax I'm Just using the bathroom
*pretends to sleep until group of psychotic clap-happy people leave room*
Ha! Jokes on you! I'm still in bed! *phone slips out of hand and falls on face*
You guys will never believe this but I got out of bed
I hate to be Debbie downer, but that's actually a goal for people with anxiety... To get out of bed.
Well none of you bastards brought me any of the bacon you made!
*Reads after leaving bed and getting highly intoxicated with all the alcohols then returning to bed*
@Maple Syrup Monster , how did you know what I did today?!?
-reads while currently laying butt naked in bed-
I didn't even press the snooze button.
No. No I didn't
Love how this has no down votes lol
I'm glad I'm not the only one still in bed
Technically, I only shifted from bed to the toilet.
I'm still in bed