Off topic, I just started dating again after a year (I was finishing my masters, had a bad relationship for around a year, and broke my leg in 3 places so I was feeling low and didnt want to meet new people). I've made it to the holy land though. It's a little bit of a brag but I met a beautiful Brazilian girl that used to do ballet but left because her body developed in the wrong way for ballet. She is absolutely stacked and fit. I'm actually confident I wouldnt want my waifu or a big tittied goth girl more. Been putting off sex since I met her only because we both want to and we agreed to do it right. So for the first time in my life of being a little slut I'm going full blown romantic. Getting a super nice hotel room, Rose's, sexy underwear, dinner reservations, going to a ballet show because she love them.
It's a brag but I'm so excited and I have no one to share with that's awake and I cant tell her because I want it to be a surprise.
@Runnin with scissors, off topic again but I just took a massive dump while reading this. Thanks
And good job
@Runnin with scissors, this might be bizarre advice, but jerk off before the ballet show (or whatever the "beginning" of your night together is) as it might help you last longer in bed.
@The Puppet Man, good advice that I've already recieved. Been over a year since I've done the nasty I really dont want it to end with either of us disappointed.
@TheMediocreHulk, thanks! Nice I'm glad I could give multiple people pleasure by sharing.
And good job.
@TheMediocreHulk, Same tho
@Runnin with scissors, congrats bro. Hope this turns out to a long and fruitful relationship.
@Runnin with scissors,i don't consider it a brag to be honest. If you pre-jerked, chance of blue balls goes up a bit. Also sounds like a great time, and hope it was/is great fun.
@Runnin with scissors, aye bro. As a married dude with 2 young children - i am reduced to living vicariously through other people. You go ahead and brag. You da man.
@Runnin with scissors, nobody cares you fvcking pussy
@Runnin with scissors, you don't have anyone irl to brag to? Fvcking loser. I hope you talk to a bottle of pills or maybe a noose the next time you are feeling down
@Captain Rumble, woah bro, be careful not to cut yourself on that edge.
@Captain Rumble, sounds like someone is jealous haha. I posted that at 2am after a great date so my friends weren't up and I didnt want to disturb them or my family. But I dont need to explain that to you. Better to just ask:
Why are you like this?
@Runnin with scissors, 'cause he's a cunt. Not much explanation needed.
@runnin with scissors If you really want to get her to drop her panties just show her your petabytes of memes.
Anti-Vaxxers talking about how the government is putting tracking devices in you, the government doesn’t need to, we carry a tracking device and audio recorder with us everywhere we go and we pay money to do it-cellphones.