Sometimes you get those guests that try to come upstairs to your room and see you then your only option is to jump out the window, break your femur so bad when your foot lands in that hole your dog dug, the one your dad asked you to fill but you're lazy and forgot, and now the bone is sticking out of your thigh then you bleed out trying to crawl across the lawn.
@ TouchMyCatEars, yeah, but there's also the guests who follow you out the window.
@ TouchMyCatEars, very specific, personal experience?
@TheGoogler, well I suppose you find out who truly cares that way, right?
@Devious Olive , Yep and I died right there on the lawn that warm summer evening. Peed myself and everything.
Oh gods it's SCP-096.
@ArchonErikr, That's probably why it had to wait until everyone left
@ArchonErikr, does that mean we're all going to die now?
WHO THE FÜCK IS TAKING PICTURES OF DR SIN
@DrSin, Hey, it's my job! Now turn and look behind you out the bathroom window and fvcking smile!
@ TouchMyCatEars, oh no, I dropped my phone don’t watch me bend over and pick it up
@DrSin, if you don't want me takin ass pics then why you spreading your cheeks?
Wait why isn't dinner staying?
This is adequate