He's a pussy. He'll go to work.
Or fake your death
@Fat cow, or actually die.
@Fat cow, nine times
u're? If you're gonna have shjtty spelling, don't half ass it, just fvck up the entire thing.
@TORGUEEE, I went to the comments to find this kind of comment because it's exactly what I needed.
@EducatedSeaLion, I thought I was the only one...
False advertisement, cats don't work.
U're? What the shjt?
I tried to start a new life cross country. I made it a block before i saw the ice cream van and followed it back
*waits for katushka to comment*
@Ajunta Pall, LMAO!!
*moves to Korriban to study with The Dark Lord of the Sith Master Pall*
To bad everything is online nowadays, even if you went across the country you wouldn't be able to start a new life. It's very inconvenient
Or into a brick wall and end your struggles.
When you realize you're a cat and you have no idea how to drive a car.
@The Dancing Popc0rn, but he's licensed
Why day u're and the actually spell out your. Lazy ass
Looks like the kinda cat to eat a lot of lasagna
I tried that recently. Not across the country, but to another state. Still pretty excited about it
This isn't funny. This is life.
Im sure if you had money to drive across the country instead of going to work that same morning, you wouldn't be B¡tching about it