The sore was gently leaking, as the yellow bird was speaking, with the Cookie Monster freaking, imploring his friend to close the door.
Quoth the Big Bird “nevermore”
“Stop this porn you’re watching, to this vile smut you’re touching, in this chair that you are hunching, hunching as we’ve seen before” yelled the Big Bird, from the door.
The Cookie Monster sighed as the pus then slowly dried, and he very softly cried, wept upon his open sore.
Quoth the Monster “Nevermore”
And to this day he’s fapping, never napping, always whacking and his friends earmuffs are lacking, lacking silence through the door. Forever they will hear it and be peaceful,
@Kamitha, by Edgar Allan Porn
@Kamitha, did you make up the rest of this??
@Kamitha, i was going to attempt something like this....but it would have been a 4 year olds scribblings compared to Shakespeare
@Kamitha, you deserve all the upvotes.
@MMSieBreeze, @The Puppet Man, Welp. I’ve officially peaked. It’s all downhill from here lol
@Kamitha, that was glorious my friend...
Also, anyone else read that in james earl jones voice from when he narrated the original one on the simpsons?
@Kamitha, *standing ovation*
@Kamitha, truly beautiful
@Kamitha, so good. My favourite poem just got better. Thank you.
@Kamitha, a true masterpiece for the ages
@A pet named Steve, It’s one of my favorites, too, So writing this version was really fun. :)
*takes a drag from a pipe*
Ah, the classics.
@Pangbot, *turns green after inhaling pipe*
To the uploader, I see you are a man of culture as well. -lifts wine glass-
@Pangbot *swirls a sniffer of king Louie the thirteen brandy* marvelous...
Proud to be a whore...