Holy shìt I'm immortal!!! *jumps in front of train*
@Twatasaurusrex, you fool! The people on the train aren’t immortal aswell!
What have you done?!..
@Twatasaurusrex, I'm not sure... You understand... How white... You know what? Never mind. Be my guest.
Sex does the same thing.....so I’ve heard
@hazardous1986, Masturbation is easier and more accessible for me though
I love how the elipses is used to indicate a headline that could not be printed in full; though it is even funnier when read as the writer's cry for help.
So you’re saying I can fvck myself healthy?
Wish I knew this before I had to spend the entire day puking yesterday
*new symptom mutated - erectile dysfunction*