I'd like some milk too, if you know what I mean
@MysteriousMoustache5, That can be arranged.
@The Milky Man, *reads username* oh god, no
@MysteriousMoustache5, when I see you comment I see mysterious and I'm like wait I don't remember commenting on this picture
@MysteriousCommenter, but I have a moustache soooo
@MysteriousMoustache5, but thats the thought that goes through my head before i see moustache
@MysteriousCommenter, easy there big guy. Taking to yourselves is my thing.
@Multiple personality, but he's not me
@Multiple personality, but but ok :(
@MysteriousCommenter, just kidding!!! I think it's funny :)
@MysteriousCommenter, I always think that when Your Grandma comments
@Your Grandmas Tits, :D I'm not alone
@MysteriousMoustache5, Aww Yiss.
lettuce get naked, unDRESSING, if you will
I'd go veg for her
@Jatok, veg for vag. Seems reasonable
@Jatok, I'd pretend to go veg for her
@Jatok, I'm sorry to agonize you by having you momentarily contemplate which future would best fit you... But bacon or vegan for the girl? I'm sorry comrade...
@AOL, dial it back up a little AOL *hides from the pun police*
@NickD624, I'd pretend to go vag for her.
As long as you lettuce see some of those melons.
Isn't that Courtney Stodden?
Could I get some uh, boobs with my boy dog, no uh, some hot dogs with my bo- no, wait, um. Boobs.
So this is a strange request that may not be best for this community, but... I haven't named my boobs yet and was wondering if you guys had any suggestions. Now before you ask, gender: female, size: a whole bowl full ;)
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, name one of them Tyler! It's the sexiest male name according to the internet.
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, Dolly and Pamela
@Tyler643, of course you would know that information.
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, Just name them both Frosty.
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, Name one Chocolate and the other THUNDER.
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, squish and squash.
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, just name them lock and key. That way, you can hide stuff in your bra, and if some one asks where the item is, you can honestly say "under lock and key".
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, or go with Zan and Jayna. You know, the Wonder Twins.
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, or Rogue and Jean Grey. I've always wanted to see them naked together.
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, keep with the theme of the pic you posted on and call them Buns, since you can probably fit a hot dog snugly between them.
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, Maria and Rose, to hold off the Titan attack
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, I swear, I could do this all day!
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, I know it's kind of late for this but... JOSEPHINE AND JOCELYN!
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, this must be the first time someone has asked that here. Only thing i can come up with is to call them mine ;)
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, Dennis and Philip
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, I'm better at naming things once I've seen them....
@Hetalian GrammarNazi, name them harold and kumar
I'd fvk her so much.
@Frosty Nipples, she might be in PETA, but tonight she's gonna get some meat
Could I get some melons with my hot dog? ;)
Could I get some dressing for that muff cabbage?
@Sexy Homunculus, I don't think I need the dressing anymore. Some just appeared in my pants.
@CrustyMcballs, Anddd now i can't use ranch dressing anymore.
@CrustyMcballs, Lettuce Spray
This was me at the PETA convention. So glad I get some representation :)
Unrelated but i went to the random section and came across the 100,000th picture and stuckpixels comment had 2336 likes :O i hope that its a record, seems fitting. Anyways sorry for long post
@00maxx, search 64767. Over twice as many upvotes
@I shjt you not, holy mother of god :O
@I shjt you not, i wonder how many there are now
Completely irrelevant comment, but I'm in Vegas and just met some dude named Alan who have me a pill called rufalin... Wish me luck boys!
@Channing Taintum , you know it's not good when he doesn't even give you the real name for the pill
@Channing Taintum , Channings Taint
Technically, that's a "Not Dog."
Only 52 more till 111111
I'd like some vag...er...veggies.
This is Courtney stodden, she's really not as attractive as she appears, she's had a lot of plastic surgery. She was the girl that married the guy from the green mile at 17.
8 August 2014 #8August2014
I wonder if her boobs will sag at the same rate that the lettuce wilts.
All these bad puns are a lot funnier if you read them as beavis and butthead
Maybe it's just me but doesn't it seem weird that a vegetarian is serving hot dogs?
@Spider4x, they were veggie dogs.
Technically, that's a not dig
Is that hot dog uncircumcised?
Im a vagetarian myself...
I'd like to spread my mayonnaise over that lettuce any day
@Mega Feraligatr, Lechuga Pechugas
Lettuce see bewbs
That's a cheese dog....if you know what I mean
Gimmie ur veg !