Countries as classmates
I wonder where the person who made this comic is from... Could they be Dutch..? Australian..? American..? Certainly they couldn't be British, could they?
@atreides, Impossible they must be South African
@atreides, *english person. Not british. I know it's only a minor thing, but to us it's important.
@atreides, Dem English people's teeth though....
@Bangus the Endowed, wouldn't English specify ONLY the England portion of Britain/the UK? If this comic uses Britain, then it would be safe to say British but not English, right?
I dunno, I don't Europe, just curious
@Chad K, oh no I'm special ed, it uses England :P
@atreides, or a white american girl who thinks British people are perfect due to doctor who or something
@Msfortune, but we ARE perfect 😉
@Bangus the Endowed, ehh in terms of teeth d tier
@Msfortune, then you, my friend, are in the wrong part of England.
@atreides, was it a boy or a girl I wonder?
@Bangus the Endowed, spoken like a true Brit
@atreides, kinda late but look at their name...
Mexico: the janitor 😞
@D0N RAM0N, also the gardener, the kid always in trouble and bumblebee man
Russia: The shirtless kid who nobody wants to mess with
Germany: that one kid who always makes the over the top projects, even though he'll get no extra credit for it
I feel like America should be "the popular kid who tries to help everyone else, even when he has his own problems to deal with."
@Raki Zaki, 'popular'
@Raki Zaki, jk you're great
@Raki Zaki, and tends to screw things up but we try our best nonetheless!
@ayyyyyyyy lmao, nah it's well known
@Holy Potato, [whispers] paaaaassstaaaa.....!
Germany: the helpful but sensitive kid who had a violent childhood
Australia would be the psychotic kid that brings dangerous animals to school
@Woggboii, actually he'd be the one in Juvi by 8th grade
Greece is the valedictorian that graduated years ago, but he could never get a job so now he's on welfare
Why are there no females in this class and what does that mean for France
@Ford9863, france must be happy for England
@Ford9863, China is Hermione. Does that count?
As an American who just got back from New Zealand and Australia, can confirm.
*opens door to special ed room* North korea and Poland *closes door*
North Korea: The kid that always makes huge threats but is 2 ft tall
Ireland would the one that's hard to understand and hates England with a passion
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! So Hermione is China?
Now we play.. IS IT RACIST!?!
@Never Dont Give Up, Country-ist
@Never Dont Give Up, I dont see africa on the list so yes
@Never Dont Give Up, yeah because being American is a race, makes sense
Wouldn't America be the fat kid who that everyone hates?
England more like the butthurt jock who america is better than, USA USA USA
@do it no balls, according to who? Americans?
@Bangus the Endowed, go away you queen lovin dingus
@Bangus the Endowed, revolutionary war *drops mic*
@do it no balls, as delightful as that eloquent and well thought out insult and request was, I must politely decline your prior invitation to leave the current premises posthaste, and since this statement I have put forward to you may be difficult for you understand, since you are American of course, I will simplify the overall message that I am trying to convey:
'No. Fvck you.
@do it no balls, *Rule Britannia plays in one corner 🇬🇧
@do it no balls, *Star Spangled Banner plays in the other corner 🇺🇸
I like how this acts like Britain is better then America, as if it's not 1/5 the size of Texas
@SethEtho, by that logic, Russia is the greatest country of all
@CaptainNapkin, with someone like natalia poklonskaya in their country, are you telling me that they're not he greatest country in the world?
@CaptainNapkin, nah, they also need to be PUTIN there place
@SethEtho, so size clearly relates to how "good" the country is huh?
@Noice, I've been told that size matters soooo
@SethEtho, take Singapore for example. It is the world's fourth largest financial centre and 36th richest country in 2014 (out of about 200) and is smaller than London. I used to live there, and in the tallest skyscraper, you can see the entire coastline.
Ireland: The drunk soon to be high school dropout
Yeah everybody secretly hates us cause why? The U.S. Has done more for the world than any other countty
Africa.... The skinny kid everyone gives food to and is always in the nurses office.
Obviously made by an dumb brit
The United Arab Emirates is that rich kid that always wins the science fair because he paid some smart dude to do his awesome project
This is so true
Italy: that one adorable little weakling that gets pushed around by bullies and loves pasta. :D
Rotfl. I don't know who wrote this but they were extremely misinformed.
So. Everyone is a dude...
I don't think the hate towards America is a secret. As an American I can feel it right now from the comfort of my bed.
What do you mean secretly... we know everybody hates America ... we just dont care
Japan- do i really need to explain
I've heard both canadians and the english are generally arses
@SuperHitler, but we are arses with sexy accents 😉
The whole of South America is just the foot ball team, Russia is the silent gun nut who passes notes with NK from time to time, who's an introvert and jealous of his twin sister. Malaysia is the kid who loses everything you give them, and a change to America would be the one who just wants to help (who.. Has his own reasons..) but always gets mixed up in bad things.
Something tells me the guy that made this is from England, and is very jealous of 'Merica.
@Shark1112, this is what Americans never seem to understand. We're not jealous. We're just sick of hearing Americans go on about how much better they think they are than everyone else. Oddly enough we aren't all 3rd world countries outside of america. In the UK we live very similarly, other than the cultural differences that come from having a rich history, and I don't mean to be rude, but here (other than the obnoxious assholes) we generally have a moral code of treating one another with a common decency, kindness and respect. From what I've seen of America, the majority of people you see around are very self obsessed and entitled.
@Noice, I'll start out by saying this: I was joking, as this is an app made for jokes. Now, I'm sure the two countries are very similar in almost every regard. Most americans aren't self obsessed, at least, not where I live in Tennessee. I'm sure it is worse in New York or California, but I would venture to say that the percentage of "obnoxious a-holes" Is the same here as it is there.
Isn't England the USA of Europe?
@SimonPetrikov, No. I'm not sure that we have an equivalent to the USA in Europe. And it's probably a good thing. Two USA's is one too many.
I'm a less attractive version of England mixed with a shy China. What are you? 😊